Vapid and vile Chelsea Handler strikes again! There is literally nothing off limits for this disgusting foul-mouthed leftist looney. Though I guess is having actor and comedian Jason Biggs urinate on her face is fair game, it is very difficult to imagine anything that would be. Biggs is best known for playing Jim Levenstein in the American Pie comedy series.
Handler equates the ocean to a “human toilet” remarking – “I don’t care about urine” except it was on your FACE before it went into the ocean. Handler was, in fact, laughing hysterically as it was happening. When asked about WHY the act of someone urinating on her face was so hilarious, Handler stated – “To me, it’s funny that somebody could be that rude to another person, and so that made me really happy.”
This is the same woman that recently labeled White House Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders as a ‘harlot’ and a ‘trollop’. Sanders is a Christian married mother of three children. Married to the same man and all three children have the same father. Seems Handler might need a dictionary along with counseling for that strange attraction to having her face urinated on.
She also referred to Sanders’ face as a “big, fat biscuit” that resembles a man’s in a spoof video depicting her filming a makeup tutorial on YouTube. Fortune Feimster who bills herself as a comedy writer plays Sanders’ and shows a step-by-step tutorial on how to apply make-up….errr something.
Feimster applies moisturizer all over her face and then snottily claims –
“Right now my skin is dry. It’s like Puerto Rico before that one rainy day they had. Put it all over your face. My face is a big, fat biscuit.”
She then picked up a bottle of foundation, making a ridiculously, racist comparison between the make-up, the founding of America, and the Founding Fathers, stating –
Handler and Feimster continue in their unfunny spoof belittling and demeaning Sanders and being as crass and revolting as they possibly can be joking about transgenders and sex toys –
“Grab ya a beauty blender. Now, this is a beauty blender right here. It may look like a butt plug, but it’s not. Stick a beauty blender up your butt once, shame on me. Stick a beauty blender up your butt twice, it’s a shame I didn’t think of that sooner. I used to not know what foundation was, but our great president was kind enough to take me to a Sephora and he said to the employee, ‘Hey, you see that fellow over here? Make him a woman.’”
This was followed by Feimster glopping on blush and bronzer looking more like a 5-year-old child who got into their mother’s make-up, rather than Sander’s polished and put together look in real life.
Handler, by contrast, poses essentially attempts to live the topless version of the Dr. Seuss classic Green Eggs and Ham. Like Sam I Am, Handler will go topless on a house, with a mouse, in a box, or near a fox. She will go topless here or there. She will do it anywhere! Handler claims she is challenging Instagram’s nudity guidelines by posting photos and videos of herself minus her shirt over the past two years, in her “Free the Nipple” campaign baring her boobs for all over social media.
As a result of Handler’s continued and unrelenting attacks against Sanders, many have taken to social media to give Handler a taste of her own nastiness. Actor James Woods moved in with a kill shot on Saturday morning referring to Handler as a “human urinal.”
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) December 9, 2017
Woods tweeted a video of Handler being urinated on in the now infamous incident with Biggs. The tweet included the caption, “This person berates the character of
@SarahHuckabee on a daily basis.” #ChelseaHandlerHumanUrinal
In keeping with Handler’s apparent love for urine she also filmed herself on the toilet in India while there filming for her soon-to-be canceled Netflix series. Wearing a traditional gold embroidered tunic and trousers Handler nursed a scrape on her knee while clutching a tampon.
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Steve Bannon’s Back And His New Show Is On FIRE! DEMS FREAK OUT!
Stephen K. Bannon, Jason Miller, and Raheem Kassam are joined by guest Rep. Matt Gaetz on their daily show which you can watch live or past shows. It airs daily from 9am-10am EST every single day! www.WarRoom.org
at 23:14 Congressman Gaetz comes live on the show and drops bombs on democrats.
The hosts discuss if “all roads lead to [John] Bolton”, as well as the new White House “informal” war room, the Jim Jordan letter about Saturday depositions, the Graham-McConnell resolution condemning the Democrat’s secretive impeachment inquiry.
Was the resolution watered down, and why?
Matt Gaetz sheds more light on his “storming of the SCIF”, as well as how the MAGA movement needs the “killer class” of 2016 Trump campaign operatives back on the front lines.
VIDEO: Rashida Tlaib: Dems Discussing Arresting Trump Officials
It’s crystal clear..that the left should never ever be allowed into our government. These are dangerous folks.
Maybe Rashida should be arrested for her connections to Islamic terrorists. The fact that this woman is in our government…is despicable!
Via The Daily Wire:
Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) stated on Tuesday that House Democrats were discussing behind closed doors how to arrest the members of President Donald Trump’s administration who did not comply with congressional subpoenas.
“Let me tell you, this is pretty — and this is the last caucus conversation we had. Do you know this is really unprecedented? This is the worst time we’ve ever had a situation like this,” Tlaib said during a town hall meeting. “So they’re trying to figure out — no joke — they’re trying to figure out, ‘Well, is it the D.C. police that goes and gets them?’ No, no.”
“What are we hoping? I mean, I’m not in those kinds of conversations, but I’m asking, like, you know, what happens? And they’re like, ‘Well, Rashida, we’re trying to figure it out ourselves because this is uncharted territory,’” she continued. “No, I’m telling you that they’re trying to be like, ‘Well, where are we going to put them? Where are we going to hold them?’ No, I mean those are the kinds of things they’re trying to tread carefully.”
— America Rising (@AmericaRising) October 4, 2019
Accordingly, in an escalating effort to force White House officials comply with congressional subpoenas, House Democrats have reportedly been reexamining holding those members of the administration in inherent contempt — a power that the legislature has not used since 1935.
The Conservative Partnership Institute (CPI) explains that inherent contempt is the oldest of three strategies that Congress can use to enforce subpoenas. According to the Washington, D.C.-based think tank:
“Since 1935, Congress has relied on the executive and judicial branches when people refuse to comply with congressional subpoenas. This practice makes sense: if Congress cannot get the information it needs on its own authority, then it can rely on the authority of the other branches of government. However, there is another option. Instead of turning to another branch, Congress can legally imprison or fine individuals who refuse to comply.”
Tlaib incorrectly suggested that the process could be enforced by the Washington, D.C. Police Department — the procedure actually only involves the chamber that is concerned. Following a contempt citation, the individual is arrested by the chamber’s sergeant-at-arms, and subsequently brought to the floor for punishment, which may include imprisonment.
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