A Mexican, A Muslim, And Donald Trump Are Walking Down A Beach…
An illegal Mexican immigrant, a radical Muslim, and Donald Trump were walking together on a beach in Florida when the Mexican stumbled over a bottle in the sand.
He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off, and a genie appeared.
“I can only grant three wishes,” the genie said. “Since there are three of you, you may each have one wish.”
Pointing at the Mexican, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”
The Mexican said, “This country is racist against my people! I wish to take everyone of Mexican descent back to our homeland where we can finally be happy and live in peace!”
The genie clapped his hand and the illegal Mexican immigrant was transported to Mexico will millions of “his” people.
Turning to the radical Muslim, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”
The radical Muslim said, “This country is bigoted against those who practice Islam! I wish to take all of my people away from this horrible place loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah.”
This genie clapped his hands, and the radical Muslim, along with every other Muslim in the country, was instantly transported to the Middle East.
Turning to Donald Trump, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”
Trump looked around at the empty beach, smiled, and said, “Just give me a Pepsi. It doesn’t get any better than this!”
Now, the only way that this could get any better, is if the joke included Black Lives Matter, liberals, most politicians, and the IRS. It is a good start, though!
I’ll be back in a bit. Going to find a nice beach…
“Humor is…the all-consoling and…the all-excusing, grace of life.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters
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WATCH: House Rep Hilariously Mocks Ocasio’s Green New Deal In Fyre Festival Parody Video
A House Republican released a video making fun of the troubled Democratic rollout of the Green New Deal, comparing it to the catastrophic 2017 Fyre Festival — turning the insane radical proposal into a punching bag.
Rep. Mark Walker, released a short hilarious video that shows what looks like a typical ad for a festival similar to Fyre interspersed with captions presenting some of the controversial aspects of Green New Deal proposals.
— Rep. Mark Walker (@RepMarkWalker) February 13, 2019
“A socialist utopia.”
“Kill off all the cows”
“Ban all the airplanes.”
Underneath the text are images of party-goers, beach walks and other malarky that wouldn’t be out of place in a festival promo.
“We’ll just print more money,” it continues.
“Green New Deal, Trust Us,” it finishes, with a man washed up on the beach.`
Fyre Festival was promised as a super-cool experience filled with top-notch food, luxury housing, top bands and supermodels hanging out. Instead participants were famously given basic cheese sandwiches and housed in tents.The resulting furor went viral and made international headlines, and has resulted in two recent documentaries about the disaster.
Walker was making a comparison between the botched festival and the the troubled rollout of the deal last week.
The far-reaching but often vague proposal, formalized in the resolution, hit turbulence as reporters either discovered, or were given by Ocasio-Cortez’s office, two FAQs that included radical ideas such as phasing out air travel and giving economic security to those “unwilling” to work.
Ocasio-Cortez’s office later pushed back, initially calling one of the documents a fake before conceding that the FAQ was genuine — but just not ready for public consumption yet.
One version was published on Ocasio-Cortez’s website before being taken down, while another version was published by NPR.
The language, which included questioning whether America would be able to get rid of “farting cows” quickly enough, was met with some shock and also some delight from Republicans.
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Triple Amputee Wall Funder Just Dropped Announcement on Dems Right Before Christmas
The viral Gofundme wall campaign founder, Brian Kolfage has just dropped a bomb on Democrats who are trying io stall the wall and funding bill until after they take over control of the house.
Brian Kolfage has posted to his twitter account announcing that he’s heading to Washington DC to get the wall passed and funded.
We reached out to Kolfage for comment and he stated his team of advisors are speaking directly with House and Senate members to get the wall funded through the government as well as a Bill to allow private donations to be used to construct the wall.
This is absolutely huge news and crushing to Democrat’s who said it wasn’t possible. Kolfage further went on to say that:
“Everyone continues to say ‘you can’t do that’ or ‘it’s illegal or ‘it will never happen’. But tell me this, since when have we ever accepted defeat in America? When have we ever not gave it our all to achieve the impossible? This is The United States of America and we just don’t roll over and die when something seems difficult, we buckle up and give it our all and that’s exactly what I’m doing”
Kolfage’s can do attitude is a breath of fresh air, and politicians across the board can learn something from this man. He’s exactly right, and we need to start fighting for everything in this nation harder.
Kolfage’s tweeted below:
I’m going to DC, we are going to get this bill passed to ensure YOUR WALL IS BUILT WITH OUR FUNDS!
— Brian Kolfage (@BrianKolfage) December 24, 2018
Brian Kolfage has faced an onslaught of attacks from political trolls, even making fake accounts in his name and posting racist remarks around the internet. But one thing is very clear about Brian, none of those fake news statements are true. He a man who loves his country and loves the people who make it great.
In an interview with the Arizona Republic, Brian stated that he supports ‘Legal Immigration‘. He wants people to use the front door and go through the process the legal way and also notes the government is falling short on the immigration process of taking nearly a decade for immigrants to become citizens, which might discourage some to cut the line and cross illegally.
“We are a nation of immigrants, but legal immigrants. everyone is welcome to America, but they must use the front door. People who are sneaking into our country and bypassing immigration are hiding things it would appear. When people break into a house to steal stuff they don’t ring the door the bell, they break in through the back. Just use the front door, immigrants just need to show up at a checkpoint and go through the proper channels and do it correctly.”
Brian cited one email he received as a perfect example:
Now who do you support? Those breaking into America, cutting the line and committing a federal crime? Or the immigrant doing it the right way and coming here legally? We know which one Democrats support, those who are the ones breaking the law.